January 2010
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“We need a witness to our lives. There’s a billion people on the...”
– Susan Sarandon, movie Shall We Dance
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UGH.
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Funny things kids say
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a car, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked him. “Because I pissed in it’s ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently. “You did WHAT?!!” the teacher exclaimed in surprise. “You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went...
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“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
– Calvin (and Hobbes) (via hrrrthrrr)
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Little love thoughts
Dear Apple, your iPad is weird and pointless.
Dear hair, you have behaved yesterday and today. Thank you. I love you.
Dear boy, I can’t wait to go to Chicago with you. Can we start planning soon?
Dear puppies, I want all of you.
Dear sugar, I miss you.
Dear fat on my body, I’m glad you’re going away.
Dear music, you make my life better.
Dear weather, it would be fun...
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Dreams, oh dreams
The boy and I have been watching a lot of House lately. So I had a dream last night that the boy was House. I had his baby and he wanted nothing to do with our precious little girl-child. I ran around carrying this baby everywhere because no one threw us a baby shower. Therefore I didn’t have anything I needed. I was so angry.
I woke up so confused and laughing at myself. What the heck....
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Such a sap
I was driving home late last night and I was super tired. So I called the boy to talk to stay awake. He answered the phone like this.
The boy: hey baby, can I call you right back?
Me: sure
15 minutes later...
Phone rings...
The boy: hey bay, sorry about that. What's going on?
Me: nothing, what was that about? What were you doing?
The boy: ...... Watching the notebook.
Hahaha! I'm in love with a sap. I love it.
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Oh, future, come sooner
Text from the boy:
Aww… Can we name a daughter Lucy so I can call her Lucy goosey?
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I know this is a vague question but...
Do any of you guys live in New York? What’s the going rent rate for a 600 or 700 square foot apartment?
Update: Manhattan area
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Surgery
Knee surgeries are common in my family. My mom has had 10. My gma just had a knee replacement. Apparently everything went well.
Hope I’m not next on the list.
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Oh you weirdos
So I was talking with a friend about zodiac signs an I said how I didn’t believe any of it. She sent me this, an I laughed to myself. I am a lot of these things…
Traits of a Leo:
Extroverted
Creative
Ambitious
Independent
Confident
Strong-willed
Generous
Conceited
Gullible
Bossy
Arrogant
Likes…
Life’s pleasures
Helping...
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Paper cut
2nd one in a week. The papers are mad at me.
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iannorris answered your question:
a man walks into a bar…….ouch!!
Hahaha. I liked this one. Thanks Ian (:
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A knock-knock joke?
gingerspice answered your question:
KNOCK-KNOCK.
Who’s there?
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Absolute boredom
I’m so bored! Can you tell me a joke?
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Let's brainstorm
The boy and I only see each other on the weekends. I feel like lately we do the same type of stuff, just in rotation.
I suggested that this weekend we do something different, out of the ordinary. So he said, let’s both come up with 2 ideas each and vote on them from there. It would be nice if it was inexpensive, even free. So tumblrs, I need your help. Got any fun, cheap date ideas...
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“Come what may and love it.”
– Jospeh B. Worthlin
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Growth (:
This weekend, I was invited to a birthday dinner for a friend. At the cheesecake factory. I know what you’re thinking: my diet went down the drain. BUT! Drumroll please…
I ate off the weight management section and did NOT have cheesecake. Yay. Me.
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Text from the boy
“You are beautiful beyond description.”
Yep, I’m grinning from ear to ear.
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Ants in my pants
I’m getting very antsy to leave for lunch. However I don’t have any lunch food at my apt. And I don’t want to spend any money. Hmm… Decisions…
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Movie Marathon
The boy and I had a fun afternoon. The invention of lying=funny. Public Enemies=bloody. But Johnny Depp was good and Channing made a cameo. :)
Don't you dare try and take this from me. It's...
OMG!!!!!! MLB IS HIRING!!! CRAP! I NEED TO GET WORKING ON MY PORTFOLIO SINCE I LOST ALL THE FILES. AAAHHHH!!!! M.L.B.!!!!! MAJOR. LEAGUE. BASEBALL.
artislovely asked: um...dunno.
but thanks for asking! ;)
but thanks for asking! ;)
iannorris asked: it's a place where no-one actually asks you anything. well, they don't me, so i quit asking...